Skrill-Co, Hedonistic Pleasure Dome.

Lil B is either insane or a dadaist genius.

Linoleum: The most sensual of plastics.

I got burps! Burps in my pants! Those are called farts.

This is taco music right here. Gold Panda.

I am knitting and listening to NPR. What is my life?

You’re a mess. I’m just knitting. (I’m making a hat!)

It’s like shaving a hexagon.

Geometry majors masturbating furiously to the weirdly angular booty.